Hey baby, what say I purchase the same exact items and we sext over the internet tonight?
Guys, did I mention that I’m having a sale on prints? It’s a nice way to support your local MercWorks!
I should also mention that this comic would’ve been a lot less funny without the help of my dear friend Kevin (who this really happened to).
I passed a woman in the supemarket the other day. No joke, she was carrying two melons and nothing else. I almost said “it”.
I prefer a girl carrying a case of beer and a single string-bean. Less intimidating.
Yeah, she is using that cucumber for lonely, rainy nights.
The last time I used “So you like 6 packs and cucumbers?” as an opening line I got laughed at. And then slapped. And then laughed at some more.
Prints may be a couple dollars off, but it’s still $15 shipping to Canada
Sorry about that! I set a flat rate for international shipping and forgot about Canada! It should be 4.99 now.