You don’t need the use of your legs to follow me on Twitter! So, I guess, do that either way?
I cant say if these are the worst, or the best pickup lines ever.
I need to hang around hospitals more so I can try these pickup lines.
This might actually be a genius line, provided she’s not super insecure about her accident. If she broke her legs in a skydiving mishap, it’s probably okay. But if she broke them in the car accident that killed her mom…not so much.
Swing and a miss, but hey at least your terrible aim isn’t the reason she’s in that wheelchair.
Haha, this one legitimately made me burst out laughing. This was a welcome start to the end of a shitty week.
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