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Comics to fill the uncontrollable, overarching void in your life.

Of course, they probably won’t.
Updates Monday and Thursday!</description><title>MercWorks</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @mercworks)</generator><link>http://www.mercworks.net/</link><item><title>This is offensive to beards.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4qizimjzf1qhn884o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is offensive to beards.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.mercworks.net/post/23927341531</link><guid>http://www.mercworks.net/post/23927341531</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2012 09:33:18 -0400</pubDate><category>beard</category><category>beards</category><category>mercworks</category><category>dave mercier</category><category>funny</category><category>comic</category><category>webcomic</category><category>cute</category><category>lesbian</category><category>this probably could have been a lot funnier?</category></item><item><title>Of all people, those women need to get used to it.
My dear...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4j0qzNOoW1qhn884o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Of all people, those women need to get used to it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My dear friend and roommate &lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/MichaelDHaider" title="Remember this face"&gt;Michael&lt;/a&gt; thought of this one!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.mercworks.net/post/23668096386</link><guid>http://www.mercworks.net/post/23668096386</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2012 08:16:11 -0400</pubDate><category>lamaze</category><category>pregnancy</category><category>constipation</category><category>broz-4-lyfe</category><category>mercworks</category><category>dave mercier</category><category>funny</category><category>cute</category><category>comic</category><category>webcomic</category></item><item><title>Is there a pill for that?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4dcuzFpRS1qhn884o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Is there a pill for that?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.mercworks.net/post/23474615660</link><guid>http://www.mercworks.net/post/23474615660</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 06:52:11 -0400</pubDate><category>doctor</category><category>empty</category><category>depression</category><category>funny</category><category>cute</category><category>dave mercier</category><category>mercworks</category><category>office</category><category>doctor's</category><category>xray</category></item><item><title>Riveting book, really compelling stuff. Perhaps you’d like...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m466ysGLP51qhn884o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Riveting book, really compelling stuff. Perhaps you’d like some wine?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This awesome guest strip was made by the incredible Rickard Jonasson of &lt;a href="http://www.twogag.com/" title="best webcomic??"&gt;Two Guys and Guy&lt;/a&gt;! Thanks Rickard!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.mercworks.net/post/23228330290</link><guid>http://www.mercworks.net/post/23228330290</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 10:01:40 -0400</pubDate><category>wine</category><category>bookstore</category><category>funny</category><category>cute</category><category>woman</category><category>rickard</category><category>jonasson</category><category>twogag</category><category>two guys and guy</category><category>kama sutra</category><category>sex</category><category>candle</category><category>classy</category><category>dating</category></item><item><title>AGH MY BONES</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m40e9lI4mh1qhn884o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;AGH MY BONES&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.mercworks.net/post/23032950645</link><guid>http://www.mercworks.net/post/23032950645</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 06:53:45 -0400</pubDate><category>optimism</category><category>funny</category><category>cute</category><category>mercworks</category><category>dave mercier</category><category>ice cream</category><category>bird</category><category>poop</category><category>harsh reality</category><category>car</category></item><item><title>I guess distant flattery doesn’t work on girls like that.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3t3fnZnOg1qhn884o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I guess distant flattery doesn’t work on girls like that.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.mercworks.net/post/22775994712</link><guid>http://www.mercworks.net/post/22775994712</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 08:16:35 -0400</pubDate><category>impregnate</category><category>pregnant</category><category>funny</category><category>cute</category><category>mercworks</category><category>dave mercier</category><category>abortion</category><category>awesome</category></item><item><title>And he wrecked every bit of it.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3nipzAI131qhn884o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;And he wrecked every bit of it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.mercworks.net/post/22583335752</link><guid>http://www.mercworks.net/post/22583335752</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 08:01:11 -0400</pubDate><category>dave mercier</category><category>mercworks</category><category>dana</category><category>funny</category><category>cute</category><category>stoop</category><category>realtor</category><category>real estate</category><category>condo</category><category>wine</category><category>beer</category></item><item><title>This somewhat non-comic will go down in history as my 100TH...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3gqq0WzpH1qhn884o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This somewhat non-comic will go down in history as my 100TH comic! WHAT!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;To celebrate, I totally opened a &lt;a href="http://www.zazzle.com/mercworkscomics/" title="MercWorks swag!"&gt;BRAND NEW STORE&lt;/a&gt; featuring tons of cool stuff! Go there and buy some things so you can REPRESENT!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.mercworks.net/post/22335076410</link><guid>http://www.mercworks.net/post/22335076410</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 16:10:00 -0400</pubDate><category>comic</category><category>funny</category><category>cute</category><category>mercworks</category><category>dave mercier</category><category>bear</category><category>robot</category><category>robots</category></item><item><title>This is based on a true story, but in real life the guy tried to...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ah7fHOnt1qhn884o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is based on a true story, but in real life the guy tried to kill himself with the shitty wire. THEN the shitty wire broke (oh it was so cheap) and he was just paralyzed from the neck down!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.mercworks.net/post/22116934214</link><guid>http://www.mercworks.net/post/22116934214</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 06:59:39 -0400</pubDate><category>america</category><category>best buy</category><category>dave mercier</category><category>electronics</category><category>funny</category><category>margin</category><category>markup</category><category>mercworks</category><category>radio shack</category><category>store</category><category>webcomic</category><category>wire</category><category>wires</category><category>comics</category><category>webcomics</category><category>comic</category></item><item><title>If I ever make a MercWorks game, this is what it’s gonna...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m335tegoCt1qhn884o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;If I ever make a MercWorks game, this is what it’s gonna look like.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If this seems a lot better than my usual stuff, that’s because &lt;a href="http://www.brewniverse.org/" title="Beer Jesus"&gt;Dana thought of this idea&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.mercworks.net/post/21844657418</link><guid>http://www.mercworks.net/post/21844657418</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2012 08:10:25 -0400</pubDate><category>mario</category><category>video game</category><category>webcomic</category><category>comic</category><category>beer</category><category>dana</category><category>dave mercier</category><category>mercworks</category><category>nes</category><category>nintendo</category><category>8bit</category><category>8 bit</category><category>retro</category><category>sprite</category><category>funny</category><category>cute</category></item><item><title>Whose scrappy kids are these, anyway?
Finally some closure!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2xie21ptk1qhn884o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Whose scrappy kids are these, anyway?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.mercworks.net/post/18787623387/women-are-so-complicated" title="Women are so complicated"&gt;Finally&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.mercworks.net/post/19568682018/birds-of-prey" title="Birds of Prey"&gt;some&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.mercworks.net/post/21205711813/interns" title="Interns"&gt;closure&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.mercworks.net/post/21641256542</link><guid>http://www.mercworks.net/post/21641256542</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 06:56:26 -0400</pubDate><category>giant</category><category>bird</category><category>mercworks</category><category>dave mercier</category><category>funny</category><category>webcomic</category><category>comic</category><category>dementia</category><category>dick</category><category>penis</category><category>hero</category><category>nest</category><category>scenery</category></item><item><title>This was going to be my ‘death comic’ (the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2qb6pz62e1qhn884o1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This was going to be my ‘death comic’ (the secret comic to be released only in the event of my death), but I guess this is a pretty good time too&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.mercworks.net/post/21379441037</link><guid>http://www.mercworks.net/post/21379441037</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 09:37:00 -0400</pubDate><category>dave</category><category>death</category><category>dead</category><category>sad</category><category>grieving</category><category>friend</category><category>friendship</category><category>facebook</category><category>social</category><category>mercworks</category><category>dave mercier</category><category>remove</category><category>crying</category><category>profile</category><category>funny</category><category>webcomic</category><category>comic</category><category>culture</category></item><item><title>To be continued?????
If you don’t know what’s going...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2kjmfA5c51qhn884o1_r3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;To be continued?????&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you don’t know what’s going on, this isn’t &lt;a href="http://www.mercworks.net/post/18787623387/women-are-so-complicated"&gt;entirely&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.mercworks.net/post/19568682018/birds-of-prey"&gt;random&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.mercworks.net/post/21205711813</link><guid>http://www.mercworks.net/post/21205711813</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2012 06:54:00 -0400</pubDate><category>bird</category><category>mercworks</category><category>dave mercier</category><category>webcomic</category><category>comic</category><category>funny</category><category>eagle</category><category>intern</category><category>girl</category><category>cute</category><category>action</category></item><item><title>Hello? Joe our exterminator friend? Yeah, I did it again.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2f1tfdkeQ1qhn884o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hello? Joe our exterminator friend? Yeah, I did it again.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.mercworks.net/post/21019639666</link><guid>http://www.mercworks.net/post/21019639666</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2012 07:41:39 -0400</pubDate><category>squirrel</category><category>death</category><category>funny</category><category>cute</category><category>cartoon</category><category>comic</category><category>webcomic</category><category>mercworks</category><category>dave mercier</category><category>exterminator</category><category>mustache</category><category>coffee</category><category>throwing</category></item><item><title>I needed a shower anyway.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m27l2qoWlt1qhn884o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I needed a shower anyway.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.mercworks.net/post/20772741858</link><guid>http://www.mercworks.net/post/20772741858</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2012 06:56:50 -0400</pubDate><category>webcomics</category><category>comics</category><category>dave mercier</category><category>mercworks</category><category>cute</category><category>rain</category><category>fortune</category><category>cookie</category><category>life</category><category>flower</category><category>spring</category><category>chinese</category></item><item><title>Whatever you’re doing, just please stop using the good...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m20gqltATV1qhn884o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Whatever you’re doing, just please stop using the good tongs.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.mercworks.net/post/20527202494</link><guid>http://www.mercworks.net/post/20527202494</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2012 10:39:57 -0400</pubDate><category>webcomic</category><category>comic</category><category>funny</category><category>mercworks</category><category>dave mercier</category><category>fish</category><category>steven</category><category>pet</category><category>lizard</category><category>death</category><category>dead</category><category>eulogy</category><category>tongs</category><category>jesus</category><category>humor</category></item><item><title>We probably should have packed more sandwiches.
Man I am so bad...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1umusCajs1qhn884o1_r1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;We probably should have packed more sandwiches.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Man I am so bad at internet&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.mercworks.net/post/20344147215</link><guid>http://www.mercworks.net/post/20344147215</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2012 07:06:00 -0400</pubDate><category>mercworks</category><category>dave mercier</category><category>skeleton</category><category>skeletons</category><category>death</category><category>dead</category><category>land of</category><category>webcomic</category><category>comic</category><category>dave mercier</category><category>funny</category><category>animated</category><category>gif</category><category>fantasy</category><category>date</category><category>dating</category><category>culture</category><category>love</category><category>dancing</category><category>diner</category><category>picnic</category><category>life</category><category>funny</category></item><item><title>Oh and because we’re both dead.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1p67agJZ31qhn884o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Oh and because we’re both dead.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.mercworks.net/post/20167091674</link><guid>http://www.mercworks.net/post/20167091674</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2012 08:18:45 -0400</pubDate><category>penis</category><category>funny</category><category>cute</category><category>date</category><category>death</category><category>apocalypse</category><category>romantic</category><category>success</category><category>webcomic</category><category>comic</category><category>mercworks</category><category>animated</category><category>dave mercier</category><category>love</category></item><item><title>For some reason I’m craving barbecue.
This comic is...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1hnwqh07X1qhn884o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;For some reason I’m craving barbecue.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This comic is animated! If you can’t see it, then you probably won’t get the joke. Sorry!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.mercworks.net/post/19949250566</link><guid>http://www.mercworks.net/post/19949250566</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2012 07:00:00 -0400</pubDate><category>stress</category><category>weekend</category><category>wine</category><category>funny</category><category>world</category><category>explode</category><category>relax</category><category>fire</category><category>skeleton</category><category>webcomic</category><category>comic</category><category>mercworks</category><category>dave mercier</category></item><item><title>Every toad ever.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ac4kbGBy1qhn884o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Every toad ever.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.mercworks.net/post/19728880438</link><guid>http://www.mercworks.net/post/19728880438</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Mar 2012 08:02:44 -0400</pubDate><category>nintendo</category><category>toad</category><category>funny</category><category>webcomic</category><category>comic</category><category>mercworks</category><category>dave mercier</category><category>sweating</category><category>crying</category><category>masturbating</category><category>sweat</category><category>cry</category><category>masturbate</category><category>facebook</category><category>jerk off</category><category>yearning for a love he can never attain</category><category>peach</category><category>mario</category><category>video games</category><category>video game</category><category>fap</category></item></channel></rss>

